Foreword / by Emma Watson
Undesirable No. 1, or, Draco's first scrape with the law
My muggle family, or, Runt of the pack
Early editions, or, Mother Goose!
The magic in the making, or, James Blond and the ginger whisker
My brothers are already sick of it, or, Projectiles at the premiere
Anna and the King, or, Clarice and Hannibal
The Potter auditions, or, When Draco met Hermione
The table read, or, Kiss kiss kiss on the bum
Draco and Darwin, or, How Malfoy got his sneer
Undesirable No. 1 (part 2), or, Gregory Goyle and the exploding hot chocolate
A day on the set, or, Severus Snape's sausage sandwich
Fans, or, How (not) to be a real dick
How to fly a broomstick, or, The wasps and the wimp
The best of both worlds, or, Broomstick prick
Transfiguration troubles, or, Maggie and the millipede
Dramione, or, The chicken and the duck
The Weaslebees at work, or, Golfing with Gryffindorks
Draco and Harry, or, Two sides of the same coin
A bop on the nose, or, Crabbe, Hagrid and the spooky rubber Tom
A kind word from Dumbledore, or, A breath of fresh air
Alan Rickman's earlobes, or, Don't tread on my f*cking cloak!
Undesirable No. 1 (part 3), or, The world's best/worst chaperone
Malfoy's manner, or, A hug from Voldy
All things must pass, or, The girl from the Great Hall
Beyond the wand, or, Lonely in La-La Land
The ballad of Barney's beanery, or, If I were a rich man
Time well spent, or, Versions of myself
