Girls can kiss now: essays

The five eras of celesbianism --

Memeing with the FBI --

I'm a famous actress, mom! --

One day, you'll all be gay --

The ten most important sapphic paparazzi photos in modern history --

A supercut of lesbian yearning --

Kill the creator of Entourage in your head --

A Britney Spears Blackout--no, not that one --

Crush me at The Forum --

Step on me, Julianne Moore --

I know this now --

Kiss me, murder me in the woods --

The current lesbian canon, as it stands --

Clueless at Chateau Marmont --

The beast.