#### From the Book - First edition.

Moments. The fugitive substance of time, in which calculus grants a wish

The ever-falling moon, in which calculus explains the cosmos

The fleeting joys of buttered toast, in which calculus captures a heart

The universal language, in which calculus turns a profit

When the Mississippi River ran a million miles long, in which calculus plays a prank

Sherlock Holmes and the bicycle of misdirection, in which calculus solves a mystery

The unauthorized biography of a fad, in which calculus charts a trend

What the wind leaves behind, in which calculus poses a riddle

Do the dusty dance, in which calculus baffles a botanist

The green-haired girl and the superdimensional whorl, in which calculus upstages a husband

Princess on the edge of town, in which calculus claims a beachside property

Paperclip wasteland, in which calculus ushers in an apocalypse

The curve's last laugh, in which calculus rewrites tax policy

That's professor dog to you, in which calculus vaults a canine to stardom

Eternities. In Literary circles, in which calculus slices a cucumber

War and peace and integrals, in which calculus revolutionizes history

Riemann City skyline, in which calculus becomes an urban planner

A great work of synthesis, in which calculus hosts a dinner party

What happens under the integral sign stays under the integral sign, in which calculus expands its toolkit

Discarding existence with a flick of his pen, in which calculus erases 68% of the known universe

1994, the year calculus was born, in which calculus tests your blood sugar

If pains must come, in which calculus takes the measure of your soul

Fighting with the gods, in which calculus fends off a Roman conquest

From spheres unseen, in which calculus visits the fourth dimension

A towering Baklava of abstractions, in which calculus is a mere footnote

Gabriel, blow your trumpet, in which calculus births a heresy

Scenes from an impossibility, in which calculus vexes and thrills.