I don't know what the problem is ... but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Having a tumor ... with humor It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
This would be funny if it weren't happening to me If all is not lost ... where IS it?
I'm gonna laugh about this if it kills me Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it
Give me ambiguity ... or give me something else What do you mean, it's not all about me?
Just think: If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end!
Even when you fall flat on your face, you're still moving forward.
